ThaTrollWhoEatsYou

1. How did you meet the last person you kissed on the lips?
In front of Universal Studios. He just slid next to me and started serenading me.

2.What does your hair usually look like?
Wavy and frizzy.

3.Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with a J?
Yes

4.Have you ever liked someone whose name starts with an E?
Yes

5.How long was your last phone conversation and who was it with?
I spoke with my boss for like two minutes.

6.Has anyone ever sang or played a song for you personally?
Yeah. The tourist I kissed in front of Universal.

7.Do you like your hair?
I don't really care.

8.Are you wearing anything that someone gave to you?
No.

9.Did you like this past summer?
No. I got a fucking tan! I look fucking dirty.

10.Did you stand on your tippy toes for your last kiss?
Hahahaha. Six feet tall people never stand on their tippy toes.

11.Do you remember who you liked 5 months ago?
Yes

12. Would you date the last person you were on the phone with?
I wouldn't date my boss.

13. Have you ever met your favorite band/singer?
No.

14.Have you ever found yourself in a near death experience?
I'm always in near-death experiences.

15. What did you wear yesterday?
My work uniform.

Who have you texted the most today?

Rachel.

Are you religious?
If I have no religion I have no reason to be scared. I'm going to hell but I just don't care. (Can anyone guess where that's from?)

Is there somebody you wish was more involved in your life?
No but there are people I wish were less involved in my life.

Have you ever read the Hunger Games series?
Yeah. I read them four years ago.

Last time you used the house phone?
Four or five days ago.

Snow or rain?
I absolutely love the rain.

Are you close to any of your cousins?
Not like best friend close. But yeah we're close.

Do you care what people think about you?
If I did, I wouldn't be me.

Have you ever had highlights in your hair?

2010-2011

What's the first thing you usually do when you wake up?
Check my phone.

If you found out you were pregnant, who would you tell first?
A doctor. I'd probably need to adjust many of my habits.

Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
Sofa

What's an important date coming up?
My neighbor is getting married next month.

Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Not at the moment..

How many pregnant people do you know personally?
A colleague of mine.

How'd you get your last bruise?
I'm extremely accident-prone.

Do you wash your makeup off before bed?
No. I usually let it melt off in the shower, and if it's still there, I clean right beneath my eyes so I don't scare the customers.

What makeup do you wear daily?
I don't wear makeup daily, but if I do, it's just red lipstick and cat-liner.

Is there anything alive in your room right now?

I share a room with my mom, and she's asleep.

If you had to choose between $1,000,000 or the ability to erase one thing that happened in your life, which would you choose?
One mil. I don't want to erase any memories. They're supposed to be for keeps. And I could use the cash.

What is the poster nearest you of?
My moms religious poster.

First song you heard by your favorite band?
Swing life away by rise against

First CD you ever bought?
One hot minute by the red hot chili peppers. I still have the case, but I lost the disc.

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Do people really do that?

Imagine it's dark and rainy outside and you see someone walking around in your backyard in a dark robe. Who do you wish was with you?
I don't have a backyard. Jokes on you, Bitch!

Where is the last place you ordered fries?
At work. ( The Hard Rock)

Do you share clothes with anyone in your family?
I take some of my aunts hand-me-downs. But she's more flashy, and I'm more trashy.

Which shade of foundation do you usually buy?
Ivory or beige.

What is the next concert you will attend?
I want to go to Emilie Autumn's Halloween thing coming up.

Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Uhhh... I'm a photographer. Does that answer your question?

Who does the most cooking in your household?
Me.

How long was your longest relationship?
over a year.

Do you have any weird sleep habits?
Besides not sleeping is sleeping for minimal amounts of time.

Have you ever been to Comic Con?
I wish.

Do you have any plans for the weekend?
work.

How does your hair look when its natural and nothing has been done to it?
Wavy and frizzy.

Who was the last person who being around you got on your nerves?
My budgie was just chirping at the top of his lungs, right next to my ear.

The current cell phone that you're using, how long have you had it?
Four or five days.

Are you someone who is very much into politics?
Not really...

How do you plan to spend your summer this year?
Summer is JUST ending.

Do you like your internet service provider?
It's pretty fast.

Do you ever want to get far away from the town you live in?
I've thought bout moving to Canada or the UK.

Are any of your siblings married?
Yeah right. Like anyone's gonna marry that giant computer geek. Actually, stranger things HAVE happened.

Who was the last female you hung out with?
One of my coworkers.

Have you ever dreamt of someone you barely know?
No.

Does your ex still think about you?
That depends on which one.

Do you sleep on your stomach?
Only for afternoon naps.

Do you prefer people who talk a lot or are quiet?
I have diarhea of the mouth, so I like to be listened to.

What will you be doing in three hours?
Laying in bed trying to sleep.

Did you kiss someone before you were sixteen?
My first tounge-kiss was when I was eight.

Could you go a day without eating?
I actually do that a lot.

What's your favorite TV shows?
Friends, the Ellen Show, tattoo nightmares, how I met your mother.

Good or bad day?
Neutral.

Ever kissed anyone whose name starts with a M?
My first boyfriends name was Micheal.

In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
hoodie

Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Cold.

Do you eat a lot of fast food?
No. Wait... Does Thai take-out count?

Were you happy when you woke up today?
When I woke up I stayed in bed for hours without moving.

Know people that do drugs?
Pshyeah

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
Aww.. My bestfriend in elementary school, Trin moved to Thailand and I never heard from him again.

What's something you need to do?
Make more money.

If you could be with anyone right now who would it be?

I'd rather not say...

Do you find long distance relationships hard?
Of course that would be hard!

What is your favorite color?
green/blue/purple

Are your nails always painted?
Usually, but I can't have it at work, so I use a nail-growth thing so no one notices.

Are you single?
......

Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
Maybe out of joy.

Can you recall the last time you sincerely liked someone?
Por supuesto!

Will you be in a relationship in four months?
.....

Would you ever quit a bad habit for someone?
I stopped smoking pot and cigs, but she ended up doing pot too.

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
I really hope so..

The last person you kissed hates you. Why?
Because I told him in gay.

Does anyone disgust you?
Nothing disgusts me.

What are you listening to?

Stripper by the sohodolls

What do you want?
A turtle.

Has anyone made you upset lately?
The fucking IRS stole all my money! *fucking leeches*

Does anyone completely understand you?
I don't speak very coherently.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
Uh... Yeah...

Do you think relationships are even worth it?
Por supuesto! (Spanish for 'of course')

Do you hate the last person you had a conversation with?
No.

Are you shy?
Not anymore.

Do you like Taylor Swift?
I've never met her personally. I have no opinion of her.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
Maybe two...

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
Coworker. Jose.

Does any part of your body hurt right now?
My ass.

Why aren't you happy?
Because of the government took my money right out of my paycheck. WAAAHH RICKY!!

What color shirt are you wearing?
Blue

What movie did you last see?
Raising Helen.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Working...

Ever been kissed in the rain?
Yes. Everthing's more fun when you're all wet and slippery.

Do you judge people you don't know?
No, but I judge my mom for doing that. I go on this very long rant about how what other people do is none of her business.

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Yogurt.

Where was your default picture taken?
I don't remember.

At what age do you want to get married?
The age doesn't matter. I could get married at 80 for all I care. As long as I have kids.

What was the last thing you bought?
A sundress.

What's annoying you?

Insomnia and being broke.

Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
Permanent relationship.

When's the last time you got a haircut?
I bobbed my hair two years ago.

When was the last time you completely broke down?
When I found out.... something...

Do you like the idea of promise rings in relationships?
Is that the one when you're loyal to eachother or when you can't have sex untill you're married?

What was the last thing you drank?
I finished all the orange juice. Shhhhh!!!!! Don't tell!

What was the reason behind the last time you cried really hard?
...because..

What are you doing at this very second?
This completely pointless journal that's waaay too long for anyone to read. I mean seriously! I could say I love vaginas and nobody will know.

Do you believe that there's good in everybody?
Yes.

Have you kissed anyone with a tattoo before?
Yeah..

What side of a heart do you draw first?
Hearts are upside down titties.

Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2010?
No. I evolve slowly each day.

Would you ever get a tattoo?
Many.

Do you find piercings attractive on the opposite sex?
I like 'em on both genders.

Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex?
Well, I'm genderqueer, so I don't have an opposite sex.

What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Sleeping..

Anything you're looking forward to?
The morning.

Do you understand football?
Yup. I used to play it with my exes.

Where is the shirt you're wearing from?
*shrugs*

Do you smoke weed everyday?
Nope.

Can you go a day without music?
I'd probably go nuts.

The person you have the strongest feelings for dies. Do you care?
Depression. Which means no eating or sleeping. And if it's the person I have the strongest feelings for: I'd starve myself till I fucking disappear.

Are you nice to everyone?
I work in a restaurant. I have to be.

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Yes.

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
I bought a dress today.

Last time you talked on the phone?

Like 7:30

If you had to dye your hair a color, what color would it be?
Orange. Ooh.. Lately I've been considering going blonde.

Ever had a girl best friend?
Yeah look how that turned out.

Would you rather date an actor or an athlete?

Why would their occupation matter?!

What's usually colder, your hands or your feet?
Feet.

Do you know a few people that smoke weed?
I know many people who smoke weed.

Was this the best summer of your life?
Nope.

Are you in the middle of texting someone?
No

Are you wearing rings?
Not at the moment.

If we were to look in your text inbox, what would we find?
Uhh... Texts..

Is your family just a bundle of fun?
My cousin Sarkis is.

Would you tattoo someone's name on your body?
Probably.

Are you currently doing laundry?
No.

Do you have a job?
Yes.

What color are your eyes?
Green and blue

Who are you with most of the time?
My budgie.

Are you in an argument with someone important?

I don't argue

Your best friend has sex with your ex. What happens?
If it's an ex, I wouldn't mind.

Your ex wants you back, but you are in a relationship. What do you do?
Tell 'em to fuck off!

Do you bite your toe nails?
My fingers can't even touch 'em. How the fuck would my mouth reach?

When was the last time you had egg nog?
Never

Did you sleep alone last night?
Yes..

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
I have to work.

What were you doing last night at midnight?
I was online..

Last December, what was your love life like?
Very very complicated.

Do you like pretzels?
No. Too fucking salty.

Would you ever take back someone that cheated on you?
Por supuesto!

Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Yes

If it was snowing right now, would you go play in it?
Snow in Los Angeles? Dafuq...

How many days til your next birthday?
Like two months.

If you had to choose between money and love, what would you choose?
Love.

Do you prefer eyes or lips?
Oh please don't make me choose!!

You're drunk, lost, and walking down the road. Who is with you?
If I'm drunk, an imaginary friend.

Describe the person you have a crush on:
Fucking adorable. Blonde hair, blue eyes, thick lips, adorable dimples, big boobs... Need I say more?

Have you eaten any chocolate today?
Nope.

When is the last time you were at an airport?
About a year ago..

Are you currently looking forward to tomorrow?
*shrugs*

Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
Many times

Are you wearing something that belongs to someone else?
No

Did you have a good day today?
No.

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
Thinking of doing my septum.

Does anyone else have the shirt you're wearing?
IDK

Would you rather have short or long hair?
Short.

Do you cry when you don't get what you want?
No

What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
Depression...

Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
Yeah. Me.

Are you happier now or 4 months ago?
Now.

Are you tired right now?
Yeah..

Are you someone who worries too often?
Probably.

1. What's the last thing you and your sibling laughed about?

I think me and my brother were laughing at Hitler.

2. What's the last thing you took a picture of?

My schedule for work. But it turns out it was the one from last week and now I don't know when I'm working.

3. When are you getting your next new phone?

I just got this badboy!

4. Can you tell the difference between Chinese and Korean writing?

Yeah. But I'm better at identifying Japanese writing.

5. What was the last song you listened to about?

Sex

6. When's the last time you cleaned out your keyboard?

Am I supposed to clean it?

7. Do you listen to classical music?

Yeah. I fucking love Ludovico Einaudi.

8. Why did you buy the last CD you bought?

The last disc I bought was in 2007.

9. What did you do for your last science fair?

Never heard of one in the schools I've attended.

10. What are you wearing?

A blue polka-dotted pink night-dress. My boobs keep falling out though.

11. Do you like DIY things?

You should check out all the shit I've made.

12. Do you tell your parents who you like? Why or why not?

No. It's none of her fucking business if she's gonna be a homophobic bitch.

13. Are you due for a haircut?

I really wanted to cut it, until a certain someone told me not to.

14. Are you dealing with any health-related problems right now?

I was in the ER last week. I just got off my antibiotics. But I may have bipolar disorder, but I don't want to be diagnosed, because the meds for that cause weight gain. And I can't risk anymore of that.

15. Do your parents like the music you listen to?

Hell no.

16. Do your parents approve of your beliefs?

No.

17. What's the last thing you mailed?

I've never mailed anything.

18. Do you know anyone who's racist?

Not a real racist, but more of a comedic-type of racists.

19. What about a homophobe?

Half of the people I know.

20. What about a pedophile?

Ironic thing is: he has testicular cancer. I've never been so happy for someone to die. Karma's a bitch ain't she motherfucker.

21. Who's the most annoying person in your neighborhood?

I have this neighbour who's always shirtless and whistling out of tune.

22. Name one of your psycho exes?

Rachel. Not you Rae, but this other Rachel I went out with a few years ago.

23. Why were they a psycho ex?

She was a Satanist and she tried to sacrifice me after sleeping with me.

24. What's the best revenge you ever got on someone?

I don't think I've done anything worse than acting slutty.

25. Do you know what RSVP stands for?

It means to reserve a date. Right?

26. How often do you shop at dollar stores?

99 cent store has a lot of awesome goodies for cheaps.

27. What were you wearing 12 hours ago?

My work uniform. Black dress shirt, black pants, and black Chucks.

Actually I was taking a shower, so I was nekkid.

28. Do you do your own laundry?

I put 'em in the machines, but I don't fold 'em.

29. When was the last time you were drunk?

Before I got my job.

30. What's something good that happened today?

This customer walked into the restaurant and immediately, after seeing the host's sideburns, says: "Woah! Nice nunchucks, Man!"

That... Just made my day...

100%

(x) Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert. 
(x) gotten/given a handjob.
(x) gotten/given a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed. 
(x) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 100%

(x) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
( ) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
(x) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(x) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
(x) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
(x) Went streaking.
(x) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
(x) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
(x) Hit by a car.
( ) Had a party.
(x) Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

(x) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
(x) Run away from home.
(x) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn. (Why buy? It's free online.)
(x) Watched porn.
( ) Made porn.
(x) Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%

(x) Made Out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
(x) Stabbed yourself
( ) Shot a gun
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
( ) Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 45%

(x) Watched a person die. (Over a period of time. From cancer.)
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
(x) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
(x) Dressed punk.
(x) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 30%

(x) Avoided somebody.
(x) Been stalked.
(x) Stalked someone.
(x) Met a celebrity.
(x) Played an instrument.
( ) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself. 
( ) Bungee jumped.
(x) Ding dong ditched somebody.
(x) Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 20%

(x) Got caught stealing something.
(x) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush
(x) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
(x) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
(x) Had an encounter with a ghost. (It touched my boob.)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 0% (I'm pretty sure I fucked up the math on this.)

( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
( ) Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
( ) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
(x) Been called a whore.
(x) Danced like a whore. (It was a lapdance)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 32%

(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
(x) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
( ) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
(/) Been raped. (Half-true)

Total Percentage: 23%

Okay so I messed up the math. But uhh... It's obvious I'm no virgin.